Classic Kiwi advert dialogue or slogans

[Dave Homewood]

Not music this time but the words tat stick in your mind - for better or worse - from adverts you recall

Here's one for Chef
A boy yelling to his ginger cat and Alsatian dog
"Shaway, Tiger. Jellymeat for dinner!"

And another
"Where did I get my bag? Lands for Bags of course"
(copied with style by Billy T. James "Where did I get my bag? I nicked it!")

How about the milk advert with Murray the farmer
"Morning girls" how did that go?
(I recall McPhail and Gadsby ripping that one and the farmer is sending them to the works!)

One more: NZ Insurance
"Maurice was very depressed, what would he do with no TV?"
Trivia fact: That was Simon Barnett doing the parrot's voice!

[DMentia]

The kodak ad with the colours changing on the film as they would as a camera film was developed, kid's doing the voice over explaining the process...
At the end he holds up a bag with a goldfish in it (and the fish is blue due to the weird colouring) - and says 'Guess what this is?' pause...
"It's a blue fish!"
(yet to see one better too...)

[bevanthomas]

Here's an oldie but a goodie (about 1974, I think):

The Yellow Pages advert featuring Christopher Columbus and Queen Isabella (Christopher Columbus has just returned from, apparently, discovering the "new world"):

Christopher Columbus: I found it, I found it!
Queen Isabella: Where Christopher? In the Pacific?
Christopher Columbus: No - in the Yellow Pages!

Apparently I used to drive my mum up the wall inpersonating this ad...